Depends on if you think it’s the distance between the points, or the distance they had to travel to meet each other.
Category: humor
Snoring
Snoring is what men and dogs do when they’ve gotten everything they want.
Perfect Discipline
The most amazing observation about my systemic lack of discipline is my perfect discipline in filling up empty ice trays.
Wet Wipes
For the first time, I heard someone use “just like when you stopped using toilet paper and started using wet wipes” as a general phrase referring to improvement.
Wait… I never heard anyone say that.
Life Lesson: Communicating with a visual person means you’d better have a great screen capture utility.
Parlor Tricks
When AI allows me to capture the smell of my coffee in the canister and share it in a text message I’ll be impressed. Anything less than that is parlor tricks. 🙂
Firmware Updates
History will note that the world changed the moment our lights could get firmware updates.
Wizard of Oz
It is always a good day when an opportunity to use a Wizard of Oz metaphor presents itself.
Time
Living alone and being retired is hard work and takes up all my time.
New Year’s Surprise
It took me a whole year to finish the last one. Now you tell me I have *another* year to deal with?
Approaching Zero 