Snoring is what men and dogs do when they’ve gotten everything they want.
Category: humor
Perfect Discipline
The most amazing observation about my systemic lack of discipline is my perfect discipline in filling up empty ice trays.
Wet Wipes
For the first time, I heard someone use “just like when you stopped using toilet paper and started using wet wipes” as a general phrase referring to improvement.
Wait… I never heard anyone say that.
Life Lesson: Communicating with a visual person means you’d better have a great screen capture utility.
Parlor Tricks
When AI allows me to capture the smell of my coffee in the canister and share it in a text message I’ll be impressed. Anything less than that is parlor tricks. 🙂
Firmware Updates
History will note that the world changed the moment our lights could get firmware updates.
Wizard of Oz
It is always a good day when an opportunity to use a Wizard of Oz metaphor presents itself.
Time
Living alone and being retired is hard work and takes up all my time.
New Year’s Surprise
It took me a whole year to finish the last one. Now you tell me I have *another* year to deal with?
Making up reality
I’m like the hypothetical fly that gets caught in a literal fly trap.
Approaching Zero 